Funny Happy New Year 2017 SMS, Text Messages

Funny Happy New Year 2017 SMS, Text Messages

Funny Happy New Year 2017 SMS, Text Messages so here are some of the best funny messages related to new year 2017. So check out all these exciting new year messages and forward it to your friends.

Funny Happy New Year 2017 SMS, Text Messages

 

Funny Happy New Year 2017 SMS, Text Messages

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Shall we dare a dance?

In the middle of the church tower space.

To say goodbye to the old year.

And Happy New Year my dear.

As the New Year 2017 gently

opens the door,

may you enter the new year

with heart full of hopes,

mind full of peace and

face full of cute smiles!

Happy New Year Wishes!

Dance and music can’t make celebrations worthy,

Its the presence of my dear buddies that make it

Wising New year greetings to all my lovely cool friends!

A pink came at midnight running up,

holding a burning sparkler in hand,

it grunted and squealed loud hurray

I wish you a Happy New Year

Last Υear, Ι have been sο stubborn Αnd bad.

Ι caused you sο much pain Αnd hurt.

Τhis year, Ι want you tο know that Ι will Νever change.

Ι Shall stay Τhe same. Happy Νew Year!

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People are so worried about

what they eat between Christmas and the New Year,

but they really should be worried about

what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

Father to a boy: I don’t want to see

My daughter with a donkey for all life

Boy: that’s why I want to get marry with her this year

for next new year’s celebrations

my new year resolution is to make my spellings correct

It will not be fulfill again I know

Naya saal appke aur aapke chahnewalon

ke liye hazar khushiyan laye

yahi hai hamari shubhkamnayein

Naya Saal Mubarak Ho!

Faqat tum se hi karta hun mein saari raaz ki baaten

Har ek ko daastan-e-dil suna kar kuchh nahin milta

Happy New Year 2017.

Funny Happy New Year 2017 SMS, Text Messages

Funny Happy New Year 2017 SMS, Text Messages

funny happy new year 2017

Who doesn’t love humour and laughter around them? That oddball in your life who makes you smile without any reason, with the quirkiest things to say, that funny bone tingling.

So be that person with our Funny New Year sms, who spreads the celebratory cheer and zeal around with their words. You just have to flip through our extensive collection of Funny New Year sms that are sure to put that much coveted and much wanted curve to anyone’s face who reads them.

“Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!”

“This New Year I’m on a look out for a bank that would give me a big loan and then forget me forever. “

“I envy the mosquitoes since they can spend the midnight hour with you and kiss you as the clock strikes New Year.”

“This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart.”

“This New Year, may you be Saved by many friends who Enter your life to Delete all your Errors.”

“After making careful judgment, a brand New Year contract has been drafted for you – make sure to take full responsibility before you leap in.”

“New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!”

“New Year gives you the option all over to again to view the glass in either perspective – half full or half empty.”

“Wish New Year was every man’s birthday when people can wipe out all the unwanted and start afresh.”

 “I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer!”

“This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!”

Funny Happy New Year 2017 SMS, Text Messages

Funny Happy New Year 2017 SMS, Text Messages

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“As people remind you to make resolution about self assessment and correction, give the same time and dedication to your house too!”

“May this New Year bring actual change in you – not recurrence of old habits in a new package.”

“If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!”

“This New Year may you come up with innovative excuses for your teacher or boss when you plan to bunk your class or office.”

“As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your innumerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.”

“This New Year, may you make the attempt to trim and clean your Social Media accounts.”

“I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!”

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“May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.”

“This New Year may you come up with innovative passwords to puzzle people to fish out the real one!”

“This New Year, remember to chuck all the old jokes and same stories to narrate at parties!“

“May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.”

“This New Year may you find innumerable ways to make health food as tasty as the junk!”

“If you are planning to turn a new leaf over this New Year, make sure the leaf is free of bugs.”

“This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cook books and then end up heating frozen food at meal times.”

“Hope you are blessed with intelligence to differentiate between ending of one year and the beginning of the next.”

“This New Year may you have newer ideas to accommodate more time for your naps and beauty sleep even on weekdays.”

“May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.”

Hope you enjoyed reading the New Year funny messages sms just, add a cute picture with it and it would become a lovely humorous greeting card for New Year.

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